wifi mooney

$WIFI

elsewhere, and reachable

A coin that shows its own signal strength

Work that travels. A laptop, a good connection, and it stops mattering much which country the desk is in.

The arcs above the moon are the market cap. Thirteen marks between ten thousand dollars and a billion, and they fill to wherever it stands. They show where it is, not where it is going.

Market cap

Live price from DexScreener · history from GeckoTerminal · 0 candles

Signal strength

Each bar is a multiple, not a sum: twenty-five times, then twenty, then twenty, then ten.

One bar

$10k – $250k

$10k
$50k
$100k
$250k

Two bars

$250k – $5M

$500k
$1M
$5M

Three bars

$5M – $100M

$10M
$50M
$100M

Full bars

$100M – $1B

$250M
$500M
$1B

beyond full bars

$1B+

sealed until full bars

Somewhere with better light

Parked, money is a number. Spent, it is a dinner that runs long because there is nowhere to be at eight, and a ticket bought late because the weather looked better south.

None of it is expensive. That is the part nobody mentions at a desk.

None of it is sold here. It is bought the ordinary way: with work, done over wifi, from wherever you like. The coin is the flag, not the funding. Most memecoins end at zero.

The afternoon was there long before the coin, and it will outlast it.

The others

Everyone you know is somewhere else

Working at a distance is not new. The paperwork is. Countries began issuing visas for it in 2020; a life that needed explaining is now a category on a form.

You find out late. A message at the wrong hour, a photograph with the wrong light in it, and somebody you know has been gone since March.

$WIFI had nothing to do with any of it and will not get you through it. A flag, not a funding round — something to put beside your name.

If it sends you to read what your contract says about where you sit, it will have done more than most of them do.

It may well be worth nothing. Stand under it anyway.

Sign on

This page reads your public address and your balance. No signature, no transaction, and nothing here can move what you own. It is a way of showing up, nothing more.

No Solana wallet in this browser. Phantom or Solflare, and the button works.

How to sell

01
Swap $WIFI for USDC on jup.ag. Check the price impact first: past two or three per cent, the order is bigger than the book.
02
Stop at USDC, not SOL, and leave about 0.02 SOL behind. Fees are paid in SOL, and a wallet with none cannot move.
03
Send it to an exchange that takes USDC on the Solana network. Kraken and Coinbase do. Wealthsimple and Shakepay do not, and Wealthsimple's own help pages say such a deposit may be permanently lost.
04
Send a few dollars first and wait for them to land. A deposit on the wrong network is not yours to recover, and nobody is obliged to go looking.

Exchange support checked September 2026. Confirm on the deposit screen before you send — this changes without notice.

Fees are the small part. On a thin book your own sale moves the price against you: the number on the screen is not the number you get. Market cap is the last trade multiplied by every coin in existence, most of which nobody is selling. The taxable moment is usually the swap, not the withdrawal. Keep the dates, and ask somebody who does this for a living.

How to buy

01
Get a Solana wallet
Phantom or Solflare, desktop or phone. Fund it with SOL from any exchange that lets you withdraw to your own wallet.
02
Open it on pump.fun
Check the contract address against the one on this page before you trade. On every memecoin, always — not only this one.
03
Swap SOL for $WIFI
Pick a number you would shrug at losing. Confirm in your wallet, then go outside.

Buy $WIFI